Can Someone Help Me!!!!!

I have this friend that has been trying to get me to get over my fear of spiders and I keep telling him that if they are bigger than a dime then I can’t handle them. Well this morning I was face to face with the biggest bitch ever. For once this week I was on time and everything. Had my girls ready, had the bottles made, we were getting ready to walk out the door. Well my oldest Lavender stops just as soon as she opens the door and says “Mommy theres a spider on the door” I say “Well how big is it?” She says “BIG!” I tell her ” Run out the door and go get in the car” I grab my pocket book and Ashaiya, my baby girl and open the door, looked down and FROZE! There I was staring at the biggest spider I have ever seen. I SLOWLY ease my way pass it because I didnt want it to move and take Shai to the car, the whole time I am thinking ‘I can’t let that get in my house’ so i go back to the door. I stare at it for a good ten minutes trying to figure out what I am going to do. I decided to get the broom and kill it. So I slowly open the door to my apartment and go get the broom. I was about to open the door when i thought to myself no one will ever believe how big this bitch is so i went and got my camera. I opened the door and stared at it for another 2 minutes to make sure that it was not going to attack me then i took a picture.

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At that moment the tears started flowing and i had to get a hold of myself because i noticed that all of THEM were looking at me! It was a mother spider with her babies on her back and it was just too much for me to bare. So I start knocking on my neighbors doors hoping I can find someone to either kill it or someone with bug spray. My luck no one had bug spray nor the nerve to kill it. So there i was once again staring at this creature from the Amazon trying to get the nerve up to do something, anything about it being on my door.

I’m standing thinking to myself i should have just stepped on that baby spider that was in my house three days ago instead of spraying it and I would have bug spray BUT NOOO my scarey ass couldnt step on it. I didnt want to mush it because i knew the babies would scatter everywhere so i was trying to get it to move off my door and back in the grass. Well her ass just did not want to do that and she falls! BABIES went everywhere!!! I am screaming at this moment and starting to look like beetlejuice when he was trying to step on them teeth. When i realized that it was a lost cause I looked for oh mommy dearest. She had ran under my door was trying to hide. I took my broom and got her from under it and beat the shit out of her.  So now i am here trying to get rid of my willies and stop itching. I know they are not on me but i just feel like they are crawling up my body. YUCK!!!!!!

Last night adventure…

OMG! LMFAO!!! Last night was like the best night I have had in a long time. I went to karaoke with Keep It Moving and KP at Ham’s in Burlington, NC (just in case you are from where I am, come chill). We do this like every Wednesday night but for some reason me and K.I.M. got smashed. Maybe it was because it was just the two of us drinking and we had four pitches all together (KP wasnt feeling to well). At first I was a little down because I knew I needed to be at home cleaning since I am having inspection tomorrow but hell I did not go out last week due to a kidney infection (which by the way I would not wish on my worst enemy).  As the night start unravel, I started my singing (that I can not do). The first song people got hype off of because for some reason there was alot of old heads in there. It was Chantilly Lace by Big Bopper. That made me losen up a little because I made a couple of people happy off that song but anyways, bout that time I just started chugging the natural light that was sitting on the table. By the time it was time for me to sing my next song, I was feeling lovely, which was Creed. Why I pick that song? I have no idea, but that’s my shit. We sing a little more and about 12 a group of people come in that we knew. Thats when things got funny, there was this little guy that was just so fucking cute but he stood maybe 4 feet tall, no lie. They provided us all with Washington Apples which was suppose to had been a shot but the girl made it into a mixed drink but it was still good. Anyways a certain song was being sung by K.I.M. and for some reason she decides to get on her knees and sing to him. Man that shit was hiliarious, I tried to get a good picture of it but I didnt want to look to obvious that I was trying to get his height but thats not the funny part. Little man actually was trying to get up with Lamp, so her singing to him didnt do shit. When it was time to go home I knew I should not have drove but I did anyways. I was calling everyone in my phone trying to find someone to talk to on the way home but by the time I got a hold of someone I was home. It took me like four times to get the key in the hole but once I was in I was in and out of the world.

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Here’s a situation….

that I am having with one of my friends. Nancy has been in this long time relationship with John and for sometime now she has been having a friend on the side. At first Larry was exactly that, just a friend. He knew about John and was okay with the situation but all of a sudden Larry developed feelings for Nancy. When Nancy told Freda about it, Freda was not being the best of friends that she could have been because she could have directed her in a different direction but all Freda told Nancy was to do her and make sure that she was happy. So Nancy went along with Larry and a little relationship was developed. Larry was doing all the right things and you know how someone can just make you feel good just by being around you, well thats kind of the problem that Nancy is having. She wants to stop seeing Larry cause she knows its the best thing to do but she dont want to hurt his feelings which Freda has told her a long time ago that someone, rather it was John or Larry, was going to have their feelings hurt because she could not keep living a separate life. Well it has been going on for so long now Freda believes its not their feelings that she is looking out for, Freda is starting to think that Nancy is scared of her own feelings being hurt. Nancy is actually starting to drive herself insane on how she can call it off with Larry and Freda has ran out of things to tell her. Nancy knew that she would never leave John but the little relationship that she was having got deeper than she expected. Dont get me wrong, John had his flaws to where Nancy  would want to go out here and do something so stupid to fall in love sort of speak with someone else. I know, I know, you think its impossible to love two people. Well there are several definations of the word love but the two I am talking about is being in love and just loving someone. Freda dont think that Nancy knows which one she is when it comes to John, all Nancy knows is that she dont want to leave John because he is her everything but Larry makes her feel the way that she wants to feel. So Nancy has put herself between a rock and a hard spot but is wanting out and Freda has no ideas left to help Nancy get out of it so they have turned to the net to see if someone else out there has been thru this and if so what did they do.

How could you?!?!?

OMG! I can’t believe Storm actually set me up. How she gonna do this to me?!?!? I mean I told her that I wanted to wait but noooooo she just had to send me an invite to wordpress knowing that I would not say no to it. Hell I dont have nothing to do at work as it is and now she has gave me another reason to be on the internet but hey, I still love her. Well I am new to this thingamagigga so at first I will probablt post some random bull hockey just to see what comes out of it. Well I have something in particular that I would like to share so I will stop with this newbe thing because I know I will become a regular here shortly.

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