OMG! LMFAO!!! Last night was like the best night I have had in a long time. I went to karaoke with Keep It Moving and KP at Ham’s in Burlington, NC (just in case you are from where I am, come chill). We do this like every Wednesday night but for some reason me and K.I.M. got smashed. Maybe it was because it was just the two of us drinking and we had four pitches all together (KP wasnt feeling to well). At first I was a little down because I knew I needed to be at home cleaning since I am having inspection tomorrow but hell I did not go out last week due to a kidney infection (which by the way I would not wish on my worst enemy). As the night start unravel, I started my singing (that I can not do). The first song people got hype off of because for some reason there was alot of old heads in there. It was Chantilly Lace by Big Bopper. That made me losen up a little because I made a couple of people happy off that song but anyways, bout that time I just started chugging the natural light that was sitting on the table. By the time it was time for me to sing my next song, I was feeling lovely, which was Creed. Why I pick that song? I have no idea, but that’s my shit. We sing a little more and about 12 a group of people come in that we knew. Thats when things got funny, there was this little guy that was just so fucking cute but he stood maybe 4 feet tall, no lie. They provided us all with Washington Apples which was suppose to had been a shot but the girl made it into a mixed drink but it was still good. Anyways a certain song was being sung by K.I.M. and for some reason she decides to get on her knees and sing to him. Man that shit was hiliarious, I tried to get a good picture of it but I didnt want to look to obvious that I was trying to get his height but thats not the funny part. Little man actually was trying to get up with Lamp, so her singing to him didnt do shit.
When it was time to go home I knew I should not have drove but I did anyways. I was calling everyone in my phone trying to find someone to talk to on the way home but by the time I got a hold of someone I was home. It took me like four times to get the key in the hole but once I was in I was in and out of the world.
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